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By Lisa
December 8, 2001 - 11:27 PM

Hello World!

*huff pant* Must get columns posted before server ticks over to tomorow....

Here, read this while I finish off:

This little polar bear said to his mummy "Mummy, are you sure I'm a polar bear?"
"Yes, I'm sure" said his mummy.
"Are you really, really, sure" replied the little polar bear. "Yes," said his mother "I'm a polar bear, your father was a polar bear, your grandparents were polar bears, we come from a long line of polar bears"
"So," said the little polar bear "Why am I so very cold."

Q: What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A: Wonkey

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Today's Television Listings

  • In Canada, Space! will be showing the Original Series episode 'Return to Tomorrow' at 10:00 a.m eastern time, followed by the Next Generation's 'Peak Performance' at 11:00 a.m, DS9's 'Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges' at 12:00 p.m and Voyager's 'Renaissance Man' at 1:00 a.m.

  • In the United Kingdom, BBC 2 will show the Original Series episode 'By Any Other Name' at 12:25 p.m GMT. Sky One will show the Next Generation's 'The Naked Now' at 14:00, 'Code of Honour' at 15:00, 'Haven' at 16:00 and Voyager's 'The Cloud' at 17:00. Thanks go out to the Great Link for this!

Tomorrow's Television Listings

  • TNN will be showing the Next Genration episodes 'Haven' at 3:00 p.m eastern time, 'We'll Always have Paris' at 4:00, 'Manhunt' at 5:00, 'The Host' at 6:00 p.m, and 'In Theory' at 7:00 p.m.

  • In the United Kingdom, Sky One will show the DS9 episode 'Shadowplay' at 14:00 GMT, with 'Playing God' at 15:00 and 'Profit and Loss' at 16:00. Thanks go out to the Great Link for this!

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