Cold FireBy Jade
Posted at December 25, 2004 - 1:47 PM GMT
See Also: 'Cold Fire' Episode Guide
Tuvok: Stop it!
Kes: Fine, don't help me! I'll find some Ocampa guy to help me develop my under-developed, potentially dangerous mental abilities instead!
Kes: Doc, since when do you keep bees?
Doctor: That's not bees, it's a piece of rock -- er, I mean, dead Caretaker! Or is it alive again? I'm confused.
Torres: It's dead.
Kes: It's alive!
Torres: No, it's just conveniently reacting to the Caretaker's ex so we can find her. It says to go thattaway.
Kim: Hey look, Ocampa!
Tanis: Go away.
Janeway: Hey! No one hangs up on me and gets away with it! Kes, talk to your cousin, make him see reason.
Kes: Hey Tanis, I'm Ocampan too!
Tanis: Y'know, people don't like you.
Kes: I like them.
Tanis: Okay, I do too.
Tanis: My Ocampa are better than yours.
Tanis: Um...we can make plants bloom?
Kes: Ooh, pretty!
Tanis: Our people live longer than you.
Kes: Isn't there anything you can't do better than me?
Tanis: No, unless you take away Susperia's help...will you move in with me?
Tuvok: Here's your big gun of the week.
Janeway: Thanks, but I'll pretend we won't need it for the moment.
Tanis: Do this.
Kes: Hey cool, now I can make coffee without help!
Kes: Can I show you my new trick?
Tuvok: No, that Tanis makes my blood boil.
Kes: Good idea!
Kes: I feel guilty.
Tanis: Aww, would it make you feel better if you killed all your plants?
Torres: (over the comm) I'm reading something dangerous....
Paris: B'Elanna! I have to save her!
Janeway: Tom, season 2, remember?
Paris: Oh. In that case, send Tuvok.
Tuvok: AAAAAAARGH! Twice in the same episode!
Tanis: Can you hear Susperia?
Kes: Yeah, I don't like her.
Susperia: I don't like you.
Janeway: It's raining! No, wait, it's red...eew! Blood!
Susperia: I'm bored of you, I want my revenge. Would you mind floating up to the ceiling in excruciating pain?
Kes: Hey, don't hurt my Talaxian!
Janeway: It's raining again! No, wait, that's me. OW!
Janeway: Tuvok, time for the big gun of the week.
Susperia: OW! Are you going to kill me?
Janeway: No, it's season 2, I haven't gone psycho yet.
Susperia: Oh. Bye!
Captain's Log: I still want to find Susperia.
Kes: I lost my powers.
(Voyager blasts off at Ludicrous Speed)
Jade is one of the contributors of Five-Minute Voyager, where sci-fi episodes are reduced to "fivers" of one-twelfth their original length.