In one scene, Frasier introduces Alistair to his family, unaware that his body language is sending all the wrong signals to the opera director. Here's a transcript of the encounter:

[Frasier opens the door and lets Alistair into his apartment.]

Alistair: "You smell fantastic!"

[Fraiser closes the door.]

Frasier: "Must be my new conditioner. Sandlewood with just a hint of..."

[He pauses, expecting Alistair to finish off his sentence. Alistair leans in and smells Frasier.]

Alistair: "Cloves."

[Frasier throws his arms in the air in triumph, as Alistair acknowledges his achievement.]

Alistair: "The man's amazing."

[Fraiser puts his hands around Alistair and introduces him to his family.]

Frasier: "He has the musical panache of Leonard Bernstein and the nose of a Tuscan truffle hog."

[Alistair leans in towards Frasier, beaming.]

Alistair: "You turn my head, sir!"

[With a hearty clap on the chest, Frasier brushes it off with feigned modesty.]

Frasier: "Come on, come and meet my father, Martin Crane."

[Alistair strides across the room to shake hands with Martin, who gets out of his chair.]

Alistair: "How lovely to meet you, Martin!"

[Alistair swings around to greet Niles and Daphne.]

Alistair: "Niles, love the tie."

[Niles straightens his tie with pride.]

[Daphne introduces herself.]

Daphne: "And I'm Daphne, Niles's wife."

[Close-up of Alistair, who looks down his nose at Daphne.]

Alistair: "No!"

[Daphne turns towards Niles, bemused. They don't know what to make of him.]

Watch the full episode tonight at 9:00 p.m. Eastern Time on NBC.

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