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By Lisa
December 9, 2001 - 11:54 PM

Hello World!

After surfing the net for hours of research, I have come to the conclusion that the following are the world's worst jokes. Read further at your own risk.

Q: How did the dead monkey cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken!


These two strings go into a bar, and ask for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, I don't serve your kind here, you're just a couple of strings!" One of the strings ties his ends together and says, "Frayed knot!"


1. What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine.


2. What has 16 legs, a bra and whistles thru the woods? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.


3. What did Cinderella say when her pictures didn't arrive? "Some day my prints will come..."


4. Which is correct? Yolks of eggs are white, or yolks of eggs is white? Neither. Yolks of eggs are yellow.

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