Site ColumnsBy Amy
February 8, 2001 - 7:13 PM
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve been having some bloody weird dreams lately… And I mean *bloody* weird. For example, only the other day did I wake up after spenfing my REM time on a quest for 5 mythical items for the perfect pizza. Since one of those items was pineapple, it certainly wasn’t *my* idea of a perfect pizza. Living in Hawaii for any length of time is bound to give you a certain appreciation for pineapple – fresh pineapple. I can’t stand the tinned stuff, or the imported ones you get over here- they’re just foul. At any rate, I set out on this quest to get the five ingrediants for my pizza – the base, the cheese, the pineapple, the meat and tomato sauce and nothing quite went as planned. The tomato sauce became some sort of tomato resotta, in order to get the base I had to play this Jurrasic-park like computer game – which sucked me in and I eventually wound up getting my leg torn to bits. Then I found myself at the counter of a supermarket delicatessen in an attempt to get some meat toppings… and wound up leaving with coke-flavoured icy-poles. And it went on from there. Towards the end things got really, *really* weird – at one stage I was in a department store shopping for something and wound up having shoes fitted by three characters from Babylon 5, and then I and two other people embarked from a pub to rescue a bunch of my former classmates from an evil night-club owner next door who was going to sell them into slavery.
And if you think that’s weird, this morning I woke up after having a very vivid dream where I and some guy I’ve never seen before in my life were teaching this small group of kids about the life and times of Freddy Kruger (and I’ve never seen one of those movies) in a small, spooky basement, that was extremely at odd with the crayons and such the students were using... And then we spent recess demonstrating the correct way to set garbage bins in front of cars so they’d fall like dominos when their parents backed into them.
Anyone have the number of a good shrink?
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