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August 4, 2002 - 1:38 PM

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If you're ever in the mood for a good laugh, I suggest you check out 'Druids', which stars Christopher Lambert as the Gaulish leader Vercingétorix. The film is not only woefully historically inaccurate, it also features incredibly poor production design, dreadful synthesised music, appalling get the picture.

The highlight of has to be Klaus Maria Brandauer's (unintentionally) hilarious performance as Julius Caesar. He spends the entire film delivering ridiculous lines such as "Unleash the cavalry" in a campy 'Carry On' manner with a smug smile on his face.

I really couldn't tell you exactly what happened, except for the fact that there were lots of battles that all seemed to be fought at the same place, the Gaulish women were constantly taking their tops off, and there really weren't very many druids at all. However, I did spot one Gaul wearing an Asterix hat.

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