Site Columns By Caillan
September 3, 2001 - 10:16 AM

Hello World!

I was forced to translate some really, really bad Roman comic "humour" today - in fact, it was so bad, I really have to share it with you.

The following is an extract from one of Plautus's plays:

Mercury: What are you saying? You are lying, most arrogant one. You are Sosia? I am Sosia! Don't come here with your second-hand tricks!
Sosia: More precisely, I come here with a second-hand tunic, not tricks!
Mercury: But you are lying! For in fact you came by feet, not by tunics!

Pure comic genius, isn't it? Someone must have liked it...;)

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